{"id":1991,"date":"2014-04-14T21:31:20","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T19:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/?p=1991"},"modified":"2014-04-14T21:31:20","modified_gmt":"2014-04-14T19:31:20","slug":"proportioner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/proportioner\/","title":{"rendered":"Proportioner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>L\u00e5t mig f\u00f6rst f\u00f6rklara en sak:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00c4ldsta dottern i familjen<\/strong> har v\u00e4nt lite upp och ner p\u00e5 diverse begrepp. Det tog ett tag innan jag ansl\u00f6t mig till hennes principer men nu \u00e4r jag med p\u00e5 t\u00e5get. Ni beh\u00f6ver allts\u00e5 inte bekymra er om jag \u00e4r <em>arg, f\u00f6rbannad<\/em> eller <em>rasande<\/em>, det \u00e4r relativt ofarligt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Men &#8211;\u00a0<\/strong>om jag \u00e4r <em>uppr\u00f6rd<\/em>, d\u00e5 \u00e4r det illa.<\/p>\n<p>Och nu \u00e4r jag <strong>uppr\u00f6rd!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Anledningen?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>F\u00f6rs\u00e4ljaren som<\/strong> s\u00e5lde min senaste bil f\u00f6rklarade med ett \u00f6vertygande leende att den var helt underh\u00e5llsfri mellan de glesa serviceintervallerna. Bara att tanka, tuta och k\u00f6ra.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Och i kv\u00e4ll<\/strong> kom varningsbudskapet: <em>L\u00e5g oljeniv\u00e5.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Konsekvenserna<\/strong> av det vill man ju helst inte ta, s\u00e5 det bar snabbt av mot n\u00e4rmaste bensinstation, blodst\u00f6rtning och hj\u00e4rtinfarkt.<\/p>\n<p><strong>En liter motorolja &#8211; 249 kronor!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jag trodde<\/strong> att jag h\u00f6rt fel och meddelade att det inte var hela Statoil jag ville k\u00f6pa, men kvittot slog mig i ansiktet som en pinnstol.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tv\u00e5-hundra-fyrtio-nio-kronor.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>En snabb titt i systembolagets<\/strong> prislista visar att jag f\u00f6r mindre pengar \u00e4n s\u00e5 kunde ha f\u00e5tt en helflaska <em>Heaven Hill Bourbon<\/em>. Nu vet jag inte riktigt hur motorn i min bil skulle ha reagerat p\u00e5 det eller p\u00e5 n\u00e5gra liter l\u00e5dvin, men f\u00f6r n\u00e4stan samma pengar som oljan hade jag unnat f\u00e5 ner en liter slemmig melonlik\u00f6r i oljetr\u00e5get och den hade s\u00e4kert gjort susen.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Du f\u00f6rst\u00e5r<\/strong> vad jag \u00e4r ute efter, va?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Proportioner.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Jag \u00e4r<em> uppr\u00f6rd!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"wp_fb_like_button\" style=\"margin:5px 0;float:none;height:100px;\"><script src=\"http:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"><\/script><fb:like href=\"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/proportioner\/\" send=\"true\" layout=\"standard\" width=\"450\" show_faces=\"true\" font=\"arial\" action=\"like\" colorscheme=\"light\"><\/fb:like><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L\u00e5t mig f\u00f6rst f\u00f6rklara en sak: \u00c4ldsta dottern i familjen har v\u00e4nt lite upp och ner p\u00e5 diverse begrepp. Det tog ett tag innan jag ansl\u00f6t mig till hennes principer men nu \u00e4r jag med p\u00e5 t\u00e5get. Ni beh\u00f6ver allts\u00e5 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/proportioner\/\">Forts\u00e4tt l\u00e4sa <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserade"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1991"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1993,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1991\/revisions\/1993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1991"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1991"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ohrlund.se\/blogg\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1991"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}